1. They really hate being in water.

buster the golden retriever/shark from Florida @bubstergram #goldenretriever #goldensofinstagram

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2. And hate being with you.

Introducing these two cuties!! @champandcharlie #goldensofinstagram #ggoldenretrievers #puppies

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3. Like really hate being with you.

Baseball? Or Tennis ball? Oh the dilemma…. @dennis_the_dogg from NYC #goldenretriever #goldensofinstagram

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4. They never sleep because they’re too busy plotting ways to destroy you.

Someone appears to be having a good time! @july_pacco_goldenretriever #goldenretrievers #goldensofinstagram

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5. See?

This is Bean from Philly. @beanthere_donethat #goldenretriever #goldensofinstagram

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6. You can just feel the hate behind those eyes.

The only way you could get me to golf! @a_milo_moment #goldenretriever #goldensofinstagram